morninggloria:

My laundry’s so lusty.  It’s all “do me.” and I’m like, “I can’t; that’s an abomination in the eyes of the Lord” and the laundry’s all “it’ll just be our little secret baby” and I’m all “SILENCE YOU FOUL TEMPTRESS.”

my life in a nutshell?

Saturday, June 26, 2010 — 46 notes   ()
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