read, write, repeat.

aletdownsquid:

The Bulwer-Lytton award is given every year for the worst first sentence of a novel.  

Congrats to Molly Ringle for crafting this awesomely bad opening. 

For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.